Personalized digital downloads
Turn the emotional labor, questionable choices, and legendary patience into a brutally funny personalized download worth framing—or immediately sending to the group chat.
No app. No shipping. Just an unforgettable file delivered digitally.
The buttercup promise
We use the details you provide to make the joke land—without turning your life into marketing copy.
Every finished receipt is designed to look sharp on a phone, on paper, or inside a frame.
You will know exactly what is included before checkout, with no surprise subscription or mystery add-on.
From grievance to gorgeous
Choose an ex, best friend, bride, mom, coworker, date, or anyone else with an outstanding balance. Add the incidents, inside jokes, and suspiciously expensive consequences.
Pick a template or let us personalize the line items so every charge feels uncomfortably familiar.
Print it, frame it, text it, or drop it into the group chat and let the evidence speak.
Choose your level of petty
One-time prices for digital files. Choose the amount of creative help your evidence deserves.
$9.99
Pick a premise, edit the details, and make the joke entirely yours.
$19.99
Give us the story. We turn it into one painfully accurate receipt.
$34.99
For the story that needs sharper writing and a truly ruthless total.
Final product availability and exact inclusions are shown on each product page.
Everybody owes somebody something
Give the inside joke a total, the grudge a polished layout, and your favorite person something they will absolutely screenshot.
Start a receipt